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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ridikzappa 11:50 Sat Dec 5
Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
I would like 'Galaxy Song' from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Or 'Silver Machine' by Hawkwind

...and you kunts?

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After8 8:44 Mon Dec 7
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Ding dong the witch is dead.

BillyJenningsBoots 7:45 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Depends on method of despatch!

But either

Funeral Pyre

Or Going Underground

Raymond Duck 8:11 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
This is a low - blur

Private Dancer 6:41 Sun Dec 6
Re:
Please, just bore the fuck off.

You should have bumped the other dozen 'Song To Have Played At Your Funeral' threads.

Darby_ 6:15 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Maybe Do You Realise?? by the Flaming Lips.

Chigwell 5:55 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Out of This World - by the great LWIII

ammerman 4:10 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
cockney rejects version of bubbles as everyone walks in

ammerman 4:09 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
asleep smiths

stomper 2:50 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If the women dont get you
Then the whisky must

Didnt he ramble - Jelly Roll morton

Be cheerful, sir.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
Are melted into air, into thin air;
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve,
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep

medwayhammer1 2:29 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Last caress....Misfits

Saul Bollox 1:53 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Brother Bertie went away
To do his bit the other day
With a smile on his lips
And his Lieutenant's pips
Upon his shoulder bright and gay.
As the train moved out he said,
"Remember me to all the birds!"
And he wagg'd his paw
And went away to war
Shouting out these pathetic words:

"Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee!
Tho' it's hard to part I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go.
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee,
Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nap-poo, too-dle-oo,
Goodbye-ee."

At a concert down at Kew
Some convalescents dressed in blue
Had to hear Lady Lee
Who 'ad turned eighty three
Sing all the old, old songs she knew.
Then she made a speech and said:
"I look up-on you boys with pride.
And for what you've done
I'm going to kiss each one."
Then they all grabb'd their sticks and cried:

Good-bye-ee, good-bye-ee,
Wipe the tear, Lady dear, from your eye-ee,
Tho' it's hard to part I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go.
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee,
Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nap-poo, too-dle-oo, Good-bye-ee!

AfM 1:47 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Come down, come down from your mountain, Jehovah,
Come down and be with us here.
Heaven and hell and the life ever after,
It's such a beguiling idea.
But our spell on this earth is much richer, Jehovah,
Richer than you'll ever know.
When it comes time to leave it behind,
We just close our eyes and let go.
If we've done our best we'll be ready for a rest,
We just close our eyes and let go

Darlo Debs 1:28 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Hey You Get Off My Cloud --- The Rolling Stones

dirtyden 1:07 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Love like Blood...Killing Joke.

bruuuno 1:02 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Get down on it by kool and the gang

Garth Algar 12:59 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
You're a Pink Toothbrush, I'm a Blue Toothbrush.

Darlo Debs 12:37 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
assuming I am getting cremated......Firestarter

wrighty 12:33 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Waterloo sunset

MikeHammer 12:18 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Alex or Rigobert?

cuzoftheeast 12:10 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Going underground by the jam!

only1billybonds 12:10 Sun Dec 6
Re: Song To Have Played At Your Funeral
Haha Steppers, very good.

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